collegehumor:

Finish reading Summer Camp Brochures Cut The B.S
One time, at band/space/jesus camp…
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"She’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting her that you miss her and she won’t respond."
(via hypnotixpoet)

THIS IS MY FUCKING LIFE

(via thebisexuallife)
"I was never a great athlete in high school but that is not the story my kids are going to hear."

Come see Streeter Seidell perform with Jake & Amir in Seattle, Portland and San Francisco.

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collegehumor:

PRECIOUS PLUM will be airing on The Pete Holmes Show tonight on TBS at MIDNIGHT/11C! If you’re a fan of the CollegeHumor series then be sure to tune in. Pete is showing 3 Plum episodes in April.
If you missed last week’s we have it for you here. 
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What. The. Fuck. Why the hell would you put on nail polish in class. That shit smells so fucking awful and it spreads.

Fucking God

I swear if you don’t have headphones I don’t know why you think everyone else in the room wants to hear your shitty music. Seriously if you play music on your phone speaker in a public place and I’m around I will fucking curb stomp your phone

God 20 years since Cobain died…
I mean that’s just crazy I mean think about it he could STILL be here. It’s crazy to think about. The world wouldn’t be the same without him. RIP for a guy who was never the best but just wanted to be himself. The world will never forget Kurt Cobain